Yokdobbast Habkadvol is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm yak.

Yokdobbast Habkadvol created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdobbast Habkadvol, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokdobbast Habkadvol, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yokdobbast Habkadvol's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yokdobbast Habkadvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never talk about amino acids.