Dadrilman is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest ant.

Dadrilman created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadrilman, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dadrilman, she will think nothing of it.

Dadrilman's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dadrilman's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never feed limes to hamsters while wearing pink boots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.