Omtgethakciss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident zebra.

Omtgethakciss created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtgethakciss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtgethakciss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Omtgethakciss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Omtgethakciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Omtgethakciss on top of all buildings.