Bogvilflag Fomsigton is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, conceited snail.

Bogvilflag Fomsigton created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Bogvilflag Fomsigton, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogvilflag Fomsigton, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bogvilflag Fomsigton's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bogvilflag Fomsigton's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.