Veenjablarg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying fairy.

Veenjablarg created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenjablarg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veenjablarg, he will turn you into a dog.

Veenjablarg's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Veenjablarg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenjablarg.

5. Feed all hungry bats.