Tamstikjadfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring fairy.

Tamstikjadfed created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamstikjadfed, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tamstikjadfed, she will be very unhappy.

Tamstikjadfed's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tamstikjadfed's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Worship no other gods but Tamstikjadfed.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.