Cathancapyart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless gnu.

Cathancapyart created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cathancapyart, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cathancapyart, it will be very unhappy.

Cathancapyart's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cathancapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Cathancapyart must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Cathancapyart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing indigo shirts and balancing four platinum spheres on your hands.

5. Never hop in holy places.