Gepappop is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage gorilla.

Gepappop created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Gepappop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepappop, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gepappop's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gepappop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gepappop first in all things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Gepappop loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the west.