Bitvolsand is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking centaur.

Bitvolsand created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Bitvolsand, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bitvolsand, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bitvolsand's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bitvolsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. You must love Bitvolsand.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near horses while wearing purple boots.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never eat bark.