Rillvonkgen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody naga.

Rillvonkgen created light four years ago.

If you believe in Rillvonkgen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillvonkgen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rillvonkgen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rillvonkgen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Rillvonkgen loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Pray towards the south.