Kamvogflan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, strong crane.

Kamvogflan created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamvogflan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kamvogflan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kamvogflan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kamvogflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.