Bagnelflabgedtailsidzagmis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident gorilla.

Bagnelflabgedtailsidzagmis created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagnelflabgedtailsidzagmis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bagnelflabgedtailsidzagmis, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bagnelflabgedtailsidzagmis' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bagnelflabgedtailsidzagmis' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never think about dark energy near moths while wearing orange dresses and balancing nine lead spheres on your face.

5. Never wear black scarves.