Dusshaddibgan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous coyote.

Dusshaddibgan created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshaddibgan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dusshaddibgan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dusshaddibgan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dusshaddibgan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always help tortoises.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. You must pray to Dusshaddibgan three times a day.