Cibbotyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful bee.

Cibbotyarp created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Cibbotyarp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibbotyarp, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cibbotyarp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cibbotyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of cats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed beans to horses while wearing jumpers.

4. You must pray to Cibbotyarp six times a day.

5. Always help snakes.