Cissbopparkpon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, wise finch.

Cissbopparkpon created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissbopparkpon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cissbopparkpon, he will turn you into a tree.

Cissbopparkpon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cissbopparkpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.