Vinxucgovingfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciful weasel.

Vinxucgovingfarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinxucgovingfarn, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vinxucgovingfarn, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vinxucgovingfarn's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Vinxucgovingfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must pray to Vinxucgovingfarn six times a day.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Do not speak about onions.