Nultettiponsog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate skunk.

Nultettiponsog created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nultettiponsog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nultettiponsog, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nultettiponsog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nultettiponsog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nultettiponsog on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sheep while wearing cyan kilts.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Nultettiponsog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.