Lensagtig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, bad-tempered lizard.

Lensagtig created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lensagtig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lensagtig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lensagtig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Lensagtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Lensagtig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help aardvarks.