Davnellcitflag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast lizard.

Davnellcitflag created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Davnellcitflag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Davnellcitflag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Davnellcitflag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Davnellcitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Davnellcitflag.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Put Davnellcitflag first in all things.