Nadcabxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless deer.

Nadcabxuc created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcabxuc, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadcabxuc, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nadcabxuc's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nadcabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Nadcabxuc on top of important buildings.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not cook food in pots.