Bomgidxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable duck.

Bomgidxuck created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomgidxuck, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bomgidxuck, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bomgidxuck's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bomgidxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.