Gedmatsatvilyart is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, contented crocodile.

Gedmatsatvilyart created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Gedmatsatvilyart, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gedmatsatvilyart, he will jump up and down on your head.

Gedmatsatvilyart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gedmatsatvilyart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.