Wiplistcam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating cat.

Wiplistcam created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiplistcam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wiplistcam, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wiplistcam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wiplistcam's Holy Commandments

1. Wiplistcam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wiplistcam.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about turnips.