Misnillarngem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest whale.

Misnillarngem created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misnillarngem, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Misnillarngem, he will turn you into a sheep.

Misnillarngem's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Misnillarngem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Misnillarngem first in all things.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always wear yellow.