Farnmatbemingbid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart raccoon.

Farnmatbemingbid created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnmatbemingbid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farnmatbemingbid, it will ignore you.

Farnmatbemingbid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Farnmatbemingbid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must pray to Farnmatbemingbid five times a day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.