Wiptal is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak crow.

Wiptal created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiptal, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wiptal, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wiptal's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wiptal's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan shoes.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.