Bomingrillmil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy pig.

Bomingrillmil created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomingrillmil, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bomingrillmil, she will turn you into a slug.

Bomingrillmil's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bomingrillmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always take life seriously.