Sin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sin created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sin on top of all buildings.