Stragragdon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart horse.

Stragragdon created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Stragragdon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stragragdon, she will cry a lot.

Stragragdon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Stragragdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Hide if three cats approach from the east.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.