Lamcab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, happy rhinoceros.

Lamcab created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lamcab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lamcab, she will not invite you to parties.

Lamcab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lamcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Run away if five otters approach from the east.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Learn three new languages a year.