Kipstafhug is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful bat.

Kipstafhug created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipstafhug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kipstafhug, it will not invite you to parties.

Kipstafhug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kipstafhug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the east.

3. Hide from cyan seals for they are unholy.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Always obey Kipstafhug's priests.