Metsaffabrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing lizard.

Metsaffabrak created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metsaffabrak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Metsaffabrak, it will have a low opinion of you.

Metsaffabrak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Metsaffabrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away if seven bats approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about moons.