Wipsanbellfem is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonest bee.

Wipsanbellfem created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Wipsanbellfem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wipsanbellfem, it will send minions to preach to you.

Wipsanbellfem's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wipsanbellfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Never wear blue jumpers.

3. You must love Wipsanbellfem.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.