Fossoghas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient dryad.

Fossoghas created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Fossoghas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fossoghas, she will be very sad.

Fossoghas' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fossoghas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near birds while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about black holes.