Hasvinflan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, cheerful camel.

Hasvinflan created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Hasvinflan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hasvinflan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hasvinflan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hasvinflan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hasvinflan.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hasvinflan.

5. Do not commit murder.