Nadmabkim Fatwipgig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy ferret.

Nadmabkim Fatwipgig created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadmabkim Fatwipgig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nadmabkim Fatwipgig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nadmabkim Fatwipgig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nadmabkim Fatwipgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide from black mice for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.