Gadgabfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, almighty sheep.

Gadgabfed created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadgabfed, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gadgabfed, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gadgabfed's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gadgabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gadgabfed.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the west.