Bunrowlik is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless hare.

Bunrowlik created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunrowlik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bunrowlik, it will remove you from existence.

Bunrowlik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bunrowlik's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. You must pray to Bunrowlik three times a day.

3. Never feed melons to dolphins while wearing corsets.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunrowlik.

5. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.