Pibbodstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent hyena.

Pibbodstrag created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibbodstrag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibbodstrag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pibbodstrag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pibbodstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five badgers approach from the north.

2. Erect six platinum sculptures of Pibbodstrag on top of important buildings.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not covet oxen.