Wotbug is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring fairy.

Wotbug created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbug, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wotbug, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wotbug's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wotbug's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never mention sharks.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Never go into pink rooms.