Hogtamlogsit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring turtle.

Hogtamlogsit created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogtamlogsit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hogtamlogsit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hogtamlogsit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hogtamlogsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of mice.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not take Hogtamlogsit's name in vain.

4. Run away from gray rats, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about bacteria.