Ganfarcep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciful dingo.

Ganfarcep created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Ganfarcep, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ganfarcep, it will torture you forever.

Ganfarcep's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ganfarcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Never paint your arms fawn.