Tailyarpxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, charitable pigeon.

Tailyarpxuck created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tailyarpxuck, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailyarpxuck, she will ignore you.

Tailyarpxuck's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tailyarpxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.