Farnsabtiktamquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless horse.

Farnsabtiktamquaf created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnsabtiktamquaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Farnsabtiktamquaf, it will turn you into a sheep.

Farnsabtiktamquaf's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Farnsabtiktamquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Farnsabtiktamquaf on top of all buildings.

3. Always help otters.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.