Volspag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing chicken.

Volspag created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volspag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Volspag, it will turn you into a goat.

Volspag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Volspag's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Volspag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear purple shorts.

5. Volspag must be the most important thing in your life.