Talgemvid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, conceited hare.

Talgemvid created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Talgemvid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Talgemvid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Talgemvid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Talgemvid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat parsnips.