Tadhapbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent clam.

Tadhapbud created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Tadhapbud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tadhapbud, it will turn you into a mole.

Tadhapbud's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tadhapbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never play with disobedient children.