Rilldavpom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able faun.

Rilldavpom created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilldavpom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rilldavpom, he will turn you into a tree.

Rilldavpom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rilldavpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Put Rilldavpom first in all things.

5. Never talk about swans.