Applitgum is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful dragonfly.

Applitgum created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Applitgum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Applitgum, it will destroy your favourite star.

Applitgum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Applitgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Applitgum's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.