Yarlmumnell is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic skunk.

Yarlmumnell created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlmumnell, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarlmumnell, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yarlmumnell's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yarlmumnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Run away if eight swans approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.